[3219] in Humor
[JOKE (r)] Religious Titles
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Ariel E Segall)
Sat May 27 17:22:43 2000
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Sat, 27 May 2000 17:22:20 -0400
From: Ariel E Segall <ariels@MIT.EDU>
SOURCE: Robert J. Elkins, via Oracle Humor List
NOTE: As noted in the subject, the deeply religious might find this
offensive. You've been warned.
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Four Catholic ladies were having coffee. The first Catholic woman
tells her friends "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room,
everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic woman chirps, "My son is a bishop. Whenever
he walks into a room, the people call him 'Your Grace'."
This third Catholic crone says, "My son is a cardinal.
Whenever he walks into a room, people say 'Your Eminence'."
Since the fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence, the
first three women give her this subtle "Well...?"
And she said "My son is a gorgeous, 6' 2" hard bodied stripper.
When he walks into a room,people say,
"Oh, my God...."
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