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FW: Fw: Holy Parrots
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Beth Dubeck)
Wed May 24 20:25:52 2000
From: "Beth Dubeck" <bdubeck@MIT.EDU>
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Subject: Fwd: Fw: Holy Parrots
A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem.
I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."
"What do they say?"the priest inquired.
They say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?'"
"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, then he thought for a moment.
"You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem. I have two
male talking parrots whom I have taught to pray and read the bible. Bring
your
two parrots over to my house, an we'll put them in the cage with Francis
and
Job. My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship, and your
parrots
are sure to stop saying..."that phrase"...in no time."
"Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the solution."
The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house.
As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside
their cage, holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over
and placed her parrots in with them.
After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison:
"Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?"
There was stunned silence. Finally, one male parrot looked over at the
other male parrot and exclaimed, "Put the beads away, Francis, our prayers
have been answered!"
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