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daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Michael Khusid)
Sun May 14 10:37:26 2000

From: "Michael Khusid" <misha37@hotmail.com>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Sun, 14 May 2000 10:30:55 EDT

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>AMERICAN TECHNOLOGY
>
>Told in a heavy foreign accent...........
>
>Sam's father is visiting America, from Europe, for the very first time.  He
>goes up & down the aisles with his son, at the local Giant Food Store.
>
><Dad> "Vas diss?  Powdered Orange Juice?"
>
><Son>  "Yeh, Dad.  You just add a little water, and you have fresh 'orange
>juice'."
>
>......... a few minutes later, in a different aisle ........
>
><Dad>  "Und vas dis?  Powdered milk?"
>
><Son>  "Yeh, Dad.  You just add a little water, and you have fresh milk!"
>
>........ a few minutes later, in a different aisle ........
>
><Dad>  "Und give a look here!  Baby Powder!  Vat a country, vat a
>country!"
>
>
>Source:  Whattadeal
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