[3203] in Humor
HUMOR: Unionization
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
Mon May 8 08:32:59 2000
Date: Mon, 08 May 2000 08:29:52 -0400
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From: "Sharalee M. Field" <sharalee_field@harvard.edu>
>From: "LeBlanc, Paul N (GEAE)" <Paul.N.LeBlanc@ae.ge.com>
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>Subject: FW: Unionization
>Date: Mon, 8 May 2000 08:21:33 -0400
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>Unionization
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>A dedicated shop steward was at a convention in Las Vegas and decided to
>check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the
>Madame, "Is this a union house?"
>
>"No, I'm sorry it isn't," she said.
>
>"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" he inquired.
>
>"The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," the Madame replied.
>
>Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the man stomped off down the
>street in search of a more equitable shop.
>
>His search continued throughout the night until finally he reached a brothel
>where the Madame said, "Why yes, this is a union house."
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>"And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" he asked.
>
>"The girls get $80 and the house gets $20," said the Madame.
>
>"That's more like it!" the man said. He looked around the room and pointed
to
>a stunningly attractive redhead. "I'd like her for the night," he said.
>
>"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madame, ...gesturing to an unattractive
>old woman in the corner, " ...but Bertha here has seniority!"
>
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