[3197] in Humor
FWD: Good thoughts
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Michael Khusid)
Tue May 2 16:57:12 2000
From: "Michael Khusid" <misha37@hotmail.com>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Tue, 02 May 2000 16:43:11 EDT
>I AM THANKFUL:
>
>FOR THE TEENAGER WHO IS NOT DOING DISHES BUT IS WATCHING T.V., BECAUSE
THAT MEANS HE IS AT HOME AND NOT ON THE STREETS.
>
>FOR THE TAXES THAT I PAY, BECAUSE IT MEANS THAT I AM EMPLOYED.
>
>FOR THE MESS TO CLEAN AFTER A PARTY, BECAUSE IT MEANS THAT I HAVE BEEN
>SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS.
>
>FOR THE CLOTHES THAT FIT A LITTLE TOO SNUG, BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE ENOUGH
>TO EAT.
>
>FOR MY SHADOW THAT WATCHES ME WORK, BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM OUT IN THE
>SUNSHINE.
>
>FOR A LAWN THAT NEEDS MOWING, WINDOWS THAT NEED CLEANING, AND GUTTERS THAT
>NEED FIXING, BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE A HOME.
>
>FOR ALL THE COMPLAINING I HEAR ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT, BECAUSE IT MEANS THAT
>WE HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH.
>
>FOR THE PARKING SPOT I FIND AT THE FAR END OF THE PARKING LOT, BECAUSE IT
>MEANS I AM CAPABLE OF WALKING AND THAT I HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH
>TRANSPORTATION.
>
>FOR MY HUGE HEATING BILL, BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM WARM.
>
>FOR THE LADY BEHIND ME IN CHURCH THAT SINGS OFF KEY, BECAUSE IT MEANS THAT
>I CAN HEAR.
>
>FOR THE PILE OF LAUNDRY AND IRONING, BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE CLOTHES TO
>WEAR.
>
>FOR WEARINESS AND ACHING MUSCLES AT THE END OF THE DAY, BECAUSE IT MEANS I
>HAVE BEEN CAPABLE OF WORKING HARD.
>
>FOR THE ALARM THAT GOES OF IN THE EARLY MORNING HOURS, BECAUSE IT MEANS
>THAT I AM ALIVE.
>AND FINALLY.......
>
>FOR TOO MUCH E-MAIL, BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE FRIENDS WHO ARE THINKING OF
>ME. :-)
>
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