[3195] in Humor
A Religious Experience
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Brian T Sniffen)
Tue May 2 11:03:12 2000
To: humor@MIT.EDU
From: Brian T Sniffen <brians@MIT.EDU>
Date: 02 May 2000 11:03:02 -0400
An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by
a bloodthirsty group of natives. Upon surveying the situation, he says
quietly to himself, "Oh God, I'm fucked."
There is a ray of light from heaven and a voice booms out, "No, you
are not fucked. Pick up that stone at your feet and bash in the head
of the chief standing in front of you."
So the explorer picks up the stone and proceeds to bash the living
crap out of the chief. As he stands above the lifeless body, breathing
heavily and surrounded by 100 natives with a look of shock on their
faces, God's voice booms out again, "Okay. .... NOW you're fucked."
