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A hearing problem

daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Brian T Sniffen)
Tue May 2 11:02:43 2000

To: humor@MIT.EDU
From: Brian T Sniffen <brians@MIT.EDU>
Date: 02 May 2000 11:02:23 -0400

An old man was wondering if his wife had a hearing problem.
 
So one night, he stood behind her while she was sitting in her lounge
chair.
 
He spoke softly to her, "Honey, can you hear me?"
 
There was no response. 
 
He moved a little closer and said again, "Honey, can you hear me?"
 
Still, there was no response. 
 
Finally he moved right behind her and said, "Honey, can you hear me?"
 
She replied, "For the third time, Yes!"

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