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FW: Life Lessons
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Cooper,Jennifer A (Exchange))
Mon Apr 24 08:11:50 2000
From: "Cooper,Jennifer A (Exchange)" <jacooper@caregroup.harvard.edu>
To:
Date: Mon, 24 Apr 2000 08:00:30 -0400
>>
>> Life Lessons
>>
>> I've learned that you cannot make someone love you.
>> All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic
>> and give in.
>>
>> I've learned that no matter how much I care, some
>> people are just assholes.
>>
>> I've learned that it takes years to
>> build up trust, and it only takes suspicion,
>> not proof, to destroy it.
>>
>> I've learned that you can get by on
>> charm for about fifteen minutes. After that,
>> you'd better have a big dick or huge tits.
>>
>> I've learned that you shouldn't compare
>> yourself to others - they are
>> more fucked up than you think
>>
>> I've learned that you can keep puking
>> long after you think you're finished.
>>
>> I've learned that we are all responsible for
>> what we do, unless we are celebrities.
>>
>> I've learned that regardless of how hot
>> and steamy a relationship is at first, the
>> passion fades, and there had better
>> be a lot of money to take its place.
>>
>> I've learned that sometimes the people
>> you expect to kick you when you're
>> down, will be the ones who do.
>>
>> I've learned that we don't have to ditch
>> bad friends, because their dysfunction
>> makes us feel better about ourselves.
>>
>> I've learned that no matter how you try
>> to protect your children, they will
>> eventually get arrested and end up in the local paper.
>>
>> I've learned that the people you care
>> most about in life are taken from you too
>> soon and all the less important ones
>> just never go away.
>>
>> I've learned to say "Fuck 'em if they
>> can't take a joke" in 6 languages.
>>
>> Pass this along to 5 friends...trust me,
>> they'll appreciate it. Who knows
>> maybe something good will happen.
>> If not... tough shit.
>>
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