[3178] in Humor
HUMOR: Blonde Joke #536
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
Wed Apr 19 09:15:00 2000
Date: Wed, 19 Apr 2000 09:01:25 -0400
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From: "Sharalee M. Field" <sharalee_field@harvard.edu>
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>Date: Wed, 19 Apr 2000 07:46:14 -0500
>Subject: DAILY DOSE! 4/19/00 - A REAL NON BLONDE
>From: The DAILY DOSE! <dosemaster@thedailydose.com>
>
>
>A REAL NON BLONDE
>
>There was a blonde who was sick and tired of being ridiculed for being
>blonde, so she decided to fix it by dying her hair brunette.
>
>Well, she was driving along a country road one day when she saw a shepherd
>with his flock.
>
>She decided to see if she could pass as a brunette and if she did indeed
>get any smarter.
>
>She pulled over to the side of the road and asked the shepherd if she could
>guess how many sheep he had she could have one.
>
>The shepherd thought this was an unusual request, but he agreed.
>
>The blonde thought about it for a minute and said, "one hundred and
>fifty."
>
>The shepherd said she was right and that she could pick a sheep to take
>home.
>
>She did and as she was putting it into the trunk of the car, the shepherd
>stopped her and said, "If I can guess your real hair color, can I have my
>dog back?"
>
>
>Source: MB
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