[3156] in Humor
The Man who orders Three Beers
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Brian T Sniffen)
Thu Mar 30 19:58:15 2000
To: humor@mit.edu
From: Brian T Sniffen <brians@MIT.EDU>
Date: 30 Mar 2000 19:58:08 -0500
An Irishman moves into a tiny hamlet in County Kerry, walks into the
pub and promptly orders three beers. The bartender raises his
eyebrows, but serves the man three beers, which he drinks quietly at a
table, alone. An hour later, the man has finished the three beers and
orders three more. This happens yet again. The next evening the man
again orders and drinks three beers at a time, several times. Soon the
entire town is whispering about the Man Who Orders Three Beers.
Finally, a week later, the bartender broaches the subject on behalf of
the town. "I don't mean to pry, but folks around here are wondering
why you always order three beers?" "Tis odd, isn't it?" the man
replies, "You see, I have two brothers, one went to America, and the
other to Australia. We promised each other that we would always order
an extra two beers whenever we drank as a way of keeping up the family
bond."
The bartender and the whole town was pleased with this answer, and
soon the Man Who Orders Three Beers became a local celebrity and
source of pride to the hamlet, even to the extent that out-of-towners
would come to watch him drink.
Then, one day, the man comes in and orders only two beers. The
bartender pours them with a heavy heart. This continues for the rest
of the evening: he orders only two beers. The word flies around town.
Prayers are offered for the soul of one of the brothers.
The next day, the bartender says to the man, "Folks around here, me
first of all, want to offer condolences to you for the death of your
brother. You know-the two beers and all..."
The man ponders this for a moment, then replies, "You'll be happy to
hear that my two brothers are alive and well. It's just that I,
myself, have decided to give up drinking for Lent."
