[3116] in Humor
HUMOR: Blonde Joke
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
Wed Mar 1 11:22:42 2000
Date: Wed, 01 Mar 2000 11:20:22 -0500
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From: "Sharalee M. Field" <sharalee_field@harvard.edu>
>Date: Tue, 29 Feb 2000 09:00:34 -0600
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>Someone living in a semi-rural area called the local township
>administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on
>his road. The reason: Many deer were being hit by cars and he no longer
>wanted them to cross there.
>
>Leaping,
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>Yasha Harari
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>HOW A BLONDE TRIED TO FIX THE CAR
>
>A blonde was driving back from the mall when there was a terrible hail
>storm. Huge hail stones the size of golf balls pelted her car leaving it
>full of dents. She drove to the body shop and asked what she should do.
>
>The body man explained what needed to be done and that it would cost at
>least $4000 to repair.
>
>She said that was too much and wasn't there some other way to fix it.
>
>The body man decided to have a little fun and said "Well you could blow
>into the tail pipe real hard and they might pop back out" She decided to
>give it a try before spending that much money.
>
>She drove home and was in the garage with her lips wrapped around the
>exhaust pipe when her blonde neighbor came over to visit. "What are you
>doing!" she shrieked thinking the worst and thankful that she may have just
>prevented her friend from committing suicide.
>
>"I'm blowing into the tailpipe real hard to pop all these dents out of my
>car" explained the first blonde.
>
>"Well silly, it's not going to work" replied her neighbor.
>
>"Why not?" asked the first blonde.
>
>"Because you've got to roll up the windows first."
>
>
>Source: JoLene
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