[3114] in Humor
Smart Girl
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Brian T Sniffen)
Sun Feb 27 11:39:44 2000
To: humor@MIT.EDU
From: Brian T Sniffen <brians@MIT.EDU>
Date: 27 Feb 2000 11:37:55 -0500
Al Gore and the Clintons are flying on Air Force One. Bill looks at
Al, chuckles, and says, "You know, I could throw a $100.00 bill out
the window right now and make one person very happy." Al shrugs his
stiff shoulders and says, "Well, I could throw ten $10.00 bills out
the window and make 10 people very happy." Hillary tosses her
perfectly hair-sprayed hair and says," I could throw one hundred $1.00
bills out the window and make a hundred people happy." Chelsea rolls
her eyes, looks at all of them, and says, "I could throw all three of
you out the window and make the whole country happy!
