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Fwd: Fw: party
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Matthew Schiller)
Thu Feb 24 16:53:27 2000
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>Subject: Fwd: Fw: party
>Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2000 13:39:29 PST
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>>From: "Rowley-Andreasen" <sersma@email.msn.com>
>>To: "F) Shelly Hays" <Pinemom@aol.com>, "Jill Anderson"
>><jilla@csufresno.edu>, "Kathy Chen" <kchen@lightspeed.net>,
>>"Fred Schiller" <fredkg6jl@jps.net>
>>Subject: Fw: party
>>Date: Thu, 17 Feb 2000 20:17:21 -0800
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>>So this lady is giving a party for her grand daughter, and has gone all
>>out.....caterer, band, and a hired clown. Just before the party starts, two
>>bums show up looking for a handout. Feeling sorry for the bums, the woman
>>tells them that they can get a meal if they will chop some wood out back.
>>Gratefully, they head to the rear of the house. Guests arrive, and all is
>>going well with the children having a wonderful time. But the clown has not
>>shown up, and finally, the clown calls to report that he is stuck in
>>traffic, and will probably not make the party at all.
>>The woman is very disappointed and unsuccessfully tries to entertain the
>>children herself. She happens to look out the window and sees one of the
>>bums doing cartwheels across the lawn. She watches in awe as he swings from
>>tree branches, does midair flips, and leaps high in the air.
>>She speaks to the other bum and says, "What your friend is doing is
>>absolutely marvelous. I have never seen such a thing. Do you think your
>>friend would consider repeating this performance for the children at the
>>party? I would pay him $50!"
>>Other bum says, "Well, I dunno. Let me ask him. HEY WILLIE! FOR $50, WOULD
>>YOU CHOP OFF ANOTHER TOE?"
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