[3110] in Humor
HUMOR: JoTD
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
Thu Feb 24 08:55:14 2000
Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2000 08:52:52 -0500
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From: "Sharalee M. Field" <sharalee_field@harvard.edu>
>From: "Joke of the Day" <Joker@joker.org>
>Date: Wed, 23 Feb 2000 23:13:48 -0600
>
>
>
> The Original Joke of the Day http://www.joker.org
> *********************************************************************
>
> One Kiss Per Yard
> ------------------
>
> Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, "I
> want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?"
>
> "Only one kiss per yard," replied the smirking male clerk.
>
> "That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take ten yards."
>
> With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk
> quickly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then teasingly held it out.
>
> The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a little old man standing
> beside her.
>
> "Grandpa will pay the bill," she smiled.
>
>
> Perfect Shot
> ------------
> A guy is standing over his tee shot, looking up, looking down, measuring
the
> distance, figuring the wind direction and speed.
>
> His partner says, "What's taking so long?"
>
> The first guy says, "My wife is on the clubhouse porch, so I want to make a
> perfect shot."
>
> His partner looks over to the clubhouse a moment, then turns back to his
> friend and says, "Forget it...you'll never hit her from here."
>
>
>
> **********************************************************************
>
>
>
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