[3080] in Humor
What's your sign?
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Beth Dubeck)
Sun Jan 16 22:40:46 2000
Date: Sun, 16 Jan 2000 22:33:35 -0500
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From: Beth Dubeck <bdubeck@MIT.EDU>
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How many members of your astrological sign does it take to Change A Light
Bulb?
Aries: Just one. You want to make something of it?
Taurus: One, but just "try" to convince them that the burned-out bulb is
useless and should be thrown away.
Gemini: Two, but the job never gets done - they just keep arguing about who is
supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done!
Cancer: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through
the
grief process.
Leo: Leos don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a
Virgo to do the job for them while they're out.
Virgo: Approximately 1.0000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.
Libra: Er, two. Or maybe one. No - on second thought, make that two. Is that
okay with you?
Scorpio: That information is strictly secret and shared only with the
Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.
Sagittarius: The sun is shining, the day is young and we've got our whole
lives
ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid light bulb?
Capricorn: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.
Aquarius: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so...
Pisces: Lightbulb? What lightbulb?
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<b>How many members of your astrological sign does it take to Change A
Light Bulb? <br>
Aries: Just one. You want to make something of it? <br>
Taurus: One, but just "try" to convince them that the
burned-out bulb is useless and should be thrown away. <br>
Gemini: Two, but the job never gets done - they just keep arguing about
who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done! <br>
Cancer: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them
through the grief process. <br>
Leo: Leos don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will
get a Virgo to do the job for them while they're out. <br>
Virgo: Approximately 1.0000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth. <br>
Libra: Er, two. Or maybe one. No - on second thought, make that two. Is
that okay with you? <br>
Scorpio: That information is strictly secret and shared only with the
Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.
<br>
Sagittarius: The sun is shining, the day is young and we've got our whole
lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid light bulb?
<br>
Capricorn: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes. <br>
Aquarius: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so...
<br>
Pisces: Lightbulb? What lightbulb? <br>
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