[3075] in Humor
Humor: Immigrating to Australia
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Victor P. Morales)
Tue Jan 11 11:31:30 2000
Date: Tue, 11 Jan 2000 09:29:12 -0700 (MST)
From: "Victor P. Morales" <morpheus@alum.mit.edu>
Reply-To: morpheus@alum.mit.edu
To: Humor At MIT <humor@MIT.EDU>
IMMIGRATING TO THE GREAT DOWN UNDER
A man goes for an interview for immigration to Australia.
The first question the interviewer asks him is: "Do you have a police
record?"
"What?" asks the man in disbelief. "Do you still need one to get in?"