[3067] in Humor
HUMOR: drug dealers vs software devps.
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Freak on a Leash)
Thu Jan 6 15:26:36 2000
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Thu, 06 Jan 2000 15:25:11 -0500
From: Freak on a Leash <descentr@MIT.EDU>
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Drug dealers Software developers
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Refer to their clients Refer to their clients
as "users". as "users".
"The first one's free!" "Download a free trial version..."
Have important South-East Have important South-East
Asian connections Asian connections
(to help move the stuff). (to help debug the code).
Strange jargon: Strange jargon:
"Stick," "Rock," "SCSI," "RTFM,"
"Dime bag," "E". "Java," "ISDN".
Realize that there's Realize that there's
tons of cash in the tons of cash in the
14- to 25-year-old 14- to 25-year-old
market. market.
Job is assisted by the Job is assisted by
industry's producing industry's producing
newer, more potent mixes. newer, faster machines.
Often seen in the company Often seen in the company of
of pimps and hustlers. marketing people and venture
capitalists.
Their product causes DOOM. Quake. SimCity. Duke Nukem
unhealthy addictions. Nuff said.
Do your job well, and Do your job well and you'll have
you can sleep with time left over to downlaod some
sexy movie stars who .mpg, .avi, .mov, .jgp, .gif
depend on you.
Customers in trouble Customers in trouble are told
are given NO ASSISTANCE. to call TECH SUPPORT.
No Refunds! No Returns! No Refunds! No Returns!
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