[3066] in Humor
HUMOR: another groaner
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
Thu Jan 6 13:44:02 2000
Date: Thu, 06 Jan 2000 13:41:21 -0500
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From: "Sharalee M. Field" <sharalee_field@harvard.edu>
>Date: Thu, 6 Jan 2000 09:32:33 -0600
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>THE TIDE IS GROANING
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>One afternoon The Sea rolled into the office of Dr. Alfred Werner, clinical
>psychologist. The doctor smiled; he hadn't seen his old friend in ages.
>
>"Well, well! Long time no sea! How are you doing?"
>
>"Swell," replied the Sea saltily.
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>"Then what, Pacifically, is the problem?"
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>"Well," the Sea swished sadly, "I'm getting tired of just going in and out
>every day, in and out, in and out, in and--"
>
>"I understand," Dr. Werner interrupted hastily, "but I fear there's nothing
>to be done about it. For you see, my friend, you're just fit to be tide."
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>Source: SunAmy1
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