[3064] in Humor
HUMOR: Food Funny
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
Thu Jan 6 09:43:22 2000
Date: Thu, 06 Jan 2000 09:41:00 -0500
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From: "Sharalee M. Field" <sharalee_field@harvard.edu>
>Date: Wed, 05 Jan 2000 18:52:40 -0400
>To: wwrecipes@mail-list.com
>From: TheChef@wwrecipes.com
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>Here's a real groaner from reader Linda Jacobs Pederson:
>
>Two sea monsters were swimming around in the ocean,
>looking for something to do. They came up underneath
>a ship that was hauling potatoes. Bob, the first sea
>monster, swam underneath the ship, tipped it over and
>ate everything on the ship.
>
>A little while later, they came up to another ship, again
>hauling potatoes. Bob again capsizes the ship and
>eats everything on board.
>
>The third ship they found was also hauling potatoes
>and Bob once again capsized it and ate everything.
>
>Finally his buddy Bill asked him, "Why do you keep
>tipping over those ships full of potatoes and eating
>everything on board?"
>
>Bob replied, "I wish I hadn't, but I just can't help myself
>once I start. Everyone knows you can't eat just one
>potato ship."
>
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