[3063] in Humor
HUMOR: Golf Joke
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
Wed Jan 5 21:33:27 2000
Date: Wed, 05 Jan 2000 21:31:20 -0500
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From: "Sharalee M. Field" <sharalee_field@harvard.edu>
>Date: Wed, 5 Jan 2000 15:27:01 -0600
>Subject: DAILY DOSE! 1/5/00 - CAN I PLAY THROUGH?
>From: The DAILY DOSE! <dosemaster@thedailydose.com>
>
>CAN I PLAY THROUGH?
>
>A man was about to tee off on the golf course when he felt a tap on his
>shoulder and a man handed him a card that read "I am a deaf mute. May I
>play through, please?"
>
>The first man angrily gave the card back, and communicated that "No, he may
>NOT play through, and that his handicap did not give him such a right."
>
>He then teed up his ball, and with a mighty swing of his pitching wedge
>lobbed the ball right on the green for a par 3. Just as he was about to
>put the ball into the hole he was hit in the head with a golf ball, laying
>him out cold.
>
>When he came to a few minutes later, he looked around & saw the deaf mute
>sternly looking at him, one hand on his hip, the other hand holding up 4
>fingers.
>
>
>Source: Golfer Jack
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