[3059] in Humor
HUMOR: Bar Jokes
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
Tue Jan 4 19:37:12 2000
Date: Tue, 04 Jan 2000 19:35:24 -0500
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From: "Sharalee M. Field" <sharalee_field@harvard.edu>
>From: "Joke of the Day" <Joker@joker.org>
>Subject: Bad Day - Joke Of The Day
>Date: Mon, 03 Jan 2000 22:08:36 -0600
>
> The Original Joke of the Day http://www.joker.org
> _____________________________________________________________________
>
> Bad day for Mike
> ----------------
> There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, just
> looking at his drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour.
> Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him,
> takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.
> The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says: "Come on
> man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I
> just can't see a man crying."
> "No, it's not that. Today day is the worst of my life. First,
> I overslept and late to an important meeting. My boss,
> outrageous, fired me. When I left the building to my car, I
> found out it was stolen. The police, they said they could do
> nothing. I got a cab to return home, and after I paid the cab
> driver and the cab had gone, I found that I left my whole wallet
> in the cab. I got home only to find my wife was in bed with
> the gardener. I left home and came to this bar. And when I was
> thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and
> drink my poison..."
>
> Green Bay Packers vs Vikings
> ----------------------------
> A Green Bay Packer fan in a bar leans over to
> the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a
> joke about Minnesota Viking fans?"
>
> The guy next to him replies, "Well before you
> tell that joke you Should know something. I'm
> 6' tall and 220 pounds and I'm a Viking fan. The Guy
> sitting next to me is 6'2" tall, 240 pounds and
> he's a Viking fan, and the guy sitting next to him
> is 6'5", 280 pounds and he's a Viking fan
> too. Now, do you still wanna tell that joke?"
>
> The Packer fan says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have
> to explain it three times."
>
> _______________________________________________________________________
>
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Sharalee M. Field, Planning Analyst
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Harvard University
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