[305] in Humor
HUMOR: Coffee Recepies
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (abennett@MIT.EDU)
Wed Jun 1 10:59:25 1994
From: abennett@MIT.EDU
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Wed, 01 Jun 94 10:53:59 EDT
Date: Tue, 31 May 1994 22:40:42 -0600
From: Espacionaute Spiff domine! <matossian@aries.colorado.edu>
Subject: the recipe book for SERIOUS coffee drinkers
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Forwarded-by: whorfin@pixar.com (Rick Sayre)
Subject: Re: Greatest Coffee
Newsgroups: alt.coffee
Top seven "grunge-out" k0ffe drinkz.
By ApTeryX
APTERYX: coffee snobs, this is the RIGHT way to do it!
1. Arkansas coffee
1 packet of Instsant General Foods International coffees.
4oz Mountain Dew
Drink off the top 8oz. of the Dew, add the coffee from the
nation of your choice into the can, and down it. The more
stale the ingreedients the better.
2. Sedimentary Coffee
1 milk chocolate bar
6 spoonfuls of instant
Crush the chocolate bar and mix it with the instant into just
enough boiling water so that the mess will slide down the cup and
into your mouth.
3. Dirty Hair Coffee
1 cup of very oxidized coffee
1 tablespoon olive oil
a bit of confectioners sugar
whipped cream
chocolate sprinkles
Top your soiled coffee with whipped cream. Next, pour the
oil onto the creamm, top with sugar and sprinkles. This is a real
mindset drink, looks like somone shaved into your cup.......
4. Brazillian killer ant coffee
a cup of coffee
broken cinnimon sticks
big ants
This is a fun drink, especially for the kids. Add the
cinnimon sticks to the coffe and let the ants go! they will
climb up onto the twigs floating in it and get real scared. Now, whenever an ant tries to escape you pluck it off the cup
and take a big 'ol bite out of it. Lots of protein.
5. Teenage angst coffee
4 tbsp Nutmeg
Real cold coffee
4oz Robitussin maximum strength
Mix the cough syrup and nutmeg, then add coffee to fill up
the mug.
6. Beavis & Butt-head coffee
A beer
Coffee
Jolt Cola
mix. add toad slime to taste.
7. Techno-k0ffe
Kool-aid
Coffee crystals
Dope with a mix of Amino-acids, brain damaging chemicals,
and smart drugs. Hey, we're raving, you just don't understand.
its generation-x. can someone say FLAKE?!?! crunch this....
send any ideas to:
an101063@anon.penet.fi
