[3040] in Humor
HUMOR: The Gift
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
Sun Dec 19 23:23:13 1999
Date: Sun, 19 Dec 1999 23:21:13 -0500
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From: "Sharalee M. Field" <sharalee_field@harvard.edu>
>From: The DAILY DOSE! <dosemaster@thedailydose.com>
>Subject: DAILY DOSE! 12/19/99
>Date: Sun, 19 Dec 1999 14:11:59 +0200
>
>"Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do without the
necessities."
> -- Frank Lloyd Wright's obituary, April 9, 1959
>
>Unnecessarily,
>
>Yasha Harari
>dosemaster@thedailydose.com
>http://www.thedailydose.com
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>
>GIFTS FOR TEACHER
>
>On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their
>teacher. The florist's son handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held
it up
>and said, "I bet I know what it is - it's some flowers!"
>
>"That's right!" shouted the little boy.
>
>Then the candy store owner's daughter handed the teacher a gift She held
it up,
>shook it and said. "I bet I know what it is - it's a box of candy!"
>
>"That's right!" shouted the little girl.
>
>The next gift was from the liquor store owner's son. The teacher held it
up and
>saw that it was leaking. She touched a drop with her finger and tasted it.
"Is
>it wine?" she asked.
>
>"No," the boy answered.
>
>The teacher touched another drop to her tongue. "Is it champagne?" she asked.
>
>"No," the boy answered.
>
>Finally, the teacher said, "I give up. What is it?"
>
>The boy replied, "A puppy!"
>
>
>Source: LaM
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