[3033] in Humor
HUMOR: Really Bad Headlines
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
Thu Dec 9 09:23:07 1999
Date: Thu, 09 Dec 1999 09:20:47 -0500
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From: "Sharalee M. Field" <sharalee_field@harvard.edu>
>From: "Joke of the Day" <Joker@joker.org>
>Subject: Really Bad Headline - Joke Of The Day
>Date: Wed, 08 Dec 1999 21:32:18 -0600
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> REALLY, REALLY BAD HEADLINES
> Double Meanings From Around The World
> -------------------------------------
> March Planned For Next August
>
> Blind Bishop Appointed To See
>
> Lingerie Shipment Hijacked--Thief Gives Police The Slip
>
> L.A. Voters Approve Urban Renewal By Landslide
>
> Patient At Death's Door--Doctors Pull Him Through
>
> Latin Course To Be Canceled--No Interest Among Students, Et Al.
>
> Diaper Market Bottoms Out
>
> Croupiers On Strike--Management: "No Big Deal"
>
> Stadium Air Conditioning Fails--Fans Protest
>
> Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped
>
> Henshaw Offers Rare Opportunity to Goose Hunters
>
> Women's Movement Called More Broad-Based
>
> Antique Stripper to Display Wares at Store
>
> Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
>
> Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
>
> Lawyers Give Poor Free Legal Advice
>
> Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
>
> Fund Set Up for Beating Victim's Kin
>
> Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
>
> Cancer Society Honors Marlboro Man
>
> Nicaragua Sets Goal to Wipe Out Literacy
>
> Autos Killing 110 a Day--Let's Resolve to Do Better
>
> 20-Year Friendship Ends at Altar
>
> War Dims Hope For Peace
>
> If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last A While
>
> Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
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> Half of U.S. High Schools Require Some Study for Graduation
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> Blind Woman Gets New Kidney from Dad She Hasn't Seen in Years
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