[3018] in Humor
HUMOR: Blonde Joke
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
Wed Nov 24 09:11:21 1999
Date: Wed, 24 Nov 1999 09:10:49 -0500
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From: "Sharalee M. Field" <sharalee_field@harvard.edu>
>Date: Wed, 24 Nov 1999 12:30:02 -0800
>From: jokeaday@jokeaday.com (Joke A Day)
>
>~~~
>
>Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her
>house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police
>at once and reported the crime.
>
>The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels,
>and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond.
>
>As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a
>leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the
>sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps.
>
>Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to
>find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help,
>and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman!"
>
>~~~
>
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