[3017] in Humor
HUMOR: JoTD
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
Wed Nov 24 08:50:54 1999
Date: Wed, 24 Nov 1999 08:50:16 -0500
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From: "Sharalee M. Field" <sharalee_field@harvard.edu>
>From: "Joke of the Day" <Joker@joker.org>
>Date: Wed, 24 Nov 1999 00:26:37 -0600
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> The Importance of Punctuation
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> A nearsighted minister glanced at the note that
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>
> The note read: Bill Jones having gone to sea, his
> wife desires the prayers of the congregation for
> his safety.
>
> Failing to observe the punctuation, he startled
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> for his safety.
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> Hungry Birds
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> Two robins were sitting in a tree. "I'm really hungry",
> said the first one.
>
> "Me, too" said the second. "Let's fly down and find
> some lunch."
>
> They flew to the ground and found a nice plot of plowed
> ground full of worms. They ate and ate and ate and ate
> 'til they could eat no more.
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> "I'm so full I don't think I can fly back up to the
> tree", said the first one.
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> "Me either. Let's just lay here and bask in the warm
> sun", said the second.
>
> "O.K." said the first.
>
> They plopped down, basking in the sun.
>
> No sooner than they had fallen asleep, a big fat tom
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> his face after his meal, he thought,
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