[3000] in Humor
HUMOR: Another Blonde Joke
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Jonathon Weiss)
Fri Nov 12 16:47:33 1999
From: Jonathon Weiss <jweiss@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Fri, 12 Nov 1999 16:46:07 -0500
From: Amy Beverley Chan & Jeremy David Weiss <slinkie@weissjd.erols.com>
From: stomaselli@mindspring.com
Hey gang,
This was too good to pass up.
Steve T. '88
A Blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.
She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to
borrow $5,000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a
loan, so the Blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce parked on the
street in front of the bank
Everything checks out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral
for the loan. An employee drives the Rolls into the bank's underground
garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the Blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest,
which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says, "We are very happy to have had your business, and
this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled.
While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a
multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow
$5,000?"
The Blonde replied, "Where else in New York can I park my car for two
weeks for 15 bucks?"
