[2995] in Humor
Fw: Political ha ha
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Matthew Schiller)
Wed Nov 10 06:32:14 1999
Reply-To: "Matthew Schiller" <matt2002@MIT.EDU>
From: "Matthew Schiller" <matt2002@MIT.EDU>
To: <humor@MIT.EDU>
Date: Wed, 10 Nov 1999 06:28:35 -0500
Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken, the
Secret Service mobilized and descended on the farm in force. When they got
there, the wreckage was clear. The aircraft was totally destroyed with only
a burned hulk left smoldering in a tree line that bordered a farm.
The Secret Service descended upon the smoking hulk but could find no remains
of the crew or the President's staff. To their amazement, a lone farmer was
plowing a field not too far away as if nothing at all happened. They hurried
over to surround the man's tractor.
"Sir," the senior Secret Service agent asked, panting and out of breath.
"Did you see this terrible accident happen?"
"Yep. Sure did." The man muttered unconcernedly.
"Do you realize that is the President of the United States airplane?"
"Yep."
"Were there any survivors?" the agent gasped.
"Nope. They's all kilt straight out." The farmer sighed cutting off his
tractor motor. "I done buried them all myself. Took most of the morning."
"The President of the United States is DEAD?" The agent gulped in
disbelief.
"Well," the farmer sighed, obviously wanting to get back to his work.
"He kept a-saying he wasn't ... but you know what a liar he is."
