[2994] in Humor
HUMOR: Is there a Doctor in the House?
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
Mon Nov 8 17:53:09 1999
Date: Mon, 08 Nov 1999 17:42:55 -0500
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Maryellen Fitzgibbon <mfitzgib@fas.harvard.edu>,
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From: "Sharalee M. Field" <sharalee_field@harvard.edu>
>Date: Sun, 07 Nov 1999 22:40:02 -0800
>From: jokeaday@jokeaday.com (Joke A Day)
>Subject: Joke A Day (November 8, 1999)
>
>One day, at a local buffet, a man suddenly called out, "My
>son's choking! He swallowed a quarter! Help! Please,
>anyone! Help!"
>
>A man from a nearby table stood up and announced that he
>was quite experienced at this sort of thing. He stepped over
>with almost no look of concern at all, wrapped his hands
>around the boy's gonads, and squeezed. Out popped the
>quarter. The man then went back to his table as though
>nothing had happened.
>
>"Thank you! Thank you!" the father, cried. "Are you a
>paramedic?"
>
>"No," replied the man. "I work for the IRS."
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