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Fwd: Dr. Seuss... I love my Job
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Drew Bennett)
Thu Nov 4 09:51:58 1999
Date: Thu, 4 Nov 1999 09:51:46 -0500
To: humor@MIT.EDU
From: Drew Bennett <dbennett@isr.com>
Cc: jhimawan@masshist.org
Subject: Dr. Seuss...I Love My Job
The Lost Dr. Seuss Book: 'I Love My Job'
I love my Job, I love the Pay!
I love it more and more each day.
I love my Boss; he is the best!
I love his boss and all the rest.
I love my Office and its location - I hate to have to go on vacation.
I love my furniture, drab and gray, and the paper that piles up every day!
I love my chair in my padded Cell!
There's nothing else I love so well.
I love to work among my Peers -
I love their leers and jeers and sneers.
I love my Computer and its Software;
I hug it often though it don't care...
I love each Program and every File,
I try to understand once in a while!!
I'm happy to be here, I am I am;
I'm the happiest Slave of my uncle Sam.
I love this Work: I love these Chores.
I love the Meetings with deadly Bores.
I love my Job - I'll say it again - I even love these friendly Men -
These men who've come to visit today
In lovely white coats to take me away!!!!
