[2986] in Humor
HUMOR: JoTD
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
Thu Nov 4 15:03:06 1999
Date: Thu, 04 Nov 1999 14:50:55 -0500
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From: "Sharalee M. Field" <sharalee_field@harvard.edu>
>From: "Joke of the Day" <Joker@joker.org>
>Date: Thu, 04 Nov 1999 02:04:39 -0500
>
>
> The Original Joke of the Day http://www.joker.org
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>
> The Images of a Mother:
> -----------------------
> 4 YEAR OLD: My Mommy can do anything!
> 8 YEAR OLD: My Mom knows a lot! A whole lot!
> 12 YEAR OLD: My Mother doesn't really know
> quite everything.
> 14 YEAR OLD: Naturally, my Mother doesn't know
> that, either.
> 16 YEAR OLD: Mother? She's hopelessly old-fashioned.
> 18 YEAR OLD: That old woman? She's way out of date!
> 25 YEAR OLD: Well, she might know a little bit about it.
> 35 YEAR OLD: Before we decide, let's get Mom's opinion.
> 45 YEAR OLD: Wonder what Mom would have thought about it?
> 65 YEAR OLD: Wish I could talk it over with Mom.....
>
> The Texan
> ---------
> A Texan lands in Sydney, and is picked up by a taxi.
> After requesting a tour of the city, he starts into
> a tirade about the small town airport and how in Texas
> they have larger runways on their ranches...
>
> They are soon crossing the Sydney Harbor bridge, and
> the man is further unimpressed - "I have a duck pond
> bigger than that harbor, and an ornamental bridge to
> span it that makes this look like a toy".
>
> The Sydney-Newcastle expressway also gets his scorn
> "Is this a road, or a track?"
>
> So when a kangaroo jumped out in front of the cab,
> causing the sudden and severe application of the brakes,
> the driver couldn't help himself - "Stupid grass
> hoppers!"
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>
> Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavors,
> but dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
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