[2981] in Humor
Rodman and the genie
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Monica L Taylor)
Fri Oct 29 12:55:20 1999
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Fri, 29 Oct 1999 12:53:32 EDT
From: Monica L Taylor <monicat@MIT.EDU>
Dennis Rodman finds a bottle on the beach. He picks it
up and suddenly a female genie appears. "Master, I may
grant you one wish", says the genie.
"Hey, bitch... don't you know who I am.. I don't need
no woman givin' me nuttin," yells Rodman.
The genie pleads, "But master I must grant you a wish
or I will be returned to the bottle forever."
Dennis thinks for a moment.. grumbles about the
inconvenience and says, "Okay, okay... I wanna wake up
with three women in my bed in the morning."
Giving the genie an evil glare he says "Just do it, and
leave me alone."
The genie, who was annoyed and hurt, says "So be it!"
and disappears back into the bottle.
The next morning, Dennis wakes up with Lorena Bobbitt,
Tanya Harding, and Hillary Clinton. His penis is gone,
his leg is broken, and he has no health insurance.
