[2909] in Humor
FWD: Top 10 Reasons Not to Work
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Felicity)
Tue Aug 24 03:03:58 1999
Date: Tue, 24 Aug 99 03:03:14 EDT
From: Felicity <felicity@mofl.org>
To: <humor@MIT.EDU>
Here's something I found at www.menofleisure.com that I thought you'd
enjoy.
TOP 10 REASONS NOT TO WORK
10. They can't garnish what you don't make.
9. Your life no longer compares to those annoying Dilbert cartoons.
8. Chance to meet exotic male dancers in unemployment line (and do the Full
Monte)
7. Sleep all night . . . Sleep all day!
6. Much like a Carnival cruise, every day is a holiday!
5. If you push its buttons the wrong way, the remote won't cry sexual
harassment.
4. Underwear and a pair of Birkenstocks becomes your "Professional Attire".
3. Reruns of Chips only shown during regular working hours.
2. It really pisses off the in-laws.
1. The only glass ceiling she'll be complaining about is the mirror over your
bed!
