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daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Joey Gottinger)
Fri Aug 6 10:04:20 1999
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Cc: mad@MIT.EDU, friedman@MIT.EDU, mberg@MIT.EDU
Date: Fri, 06 Aug 1999 10:03:52 EDT
From: Joey Gottinger <snoopy1@MIT.EDU>
>> Horseback Riding
>> -----------------
>> A blonde who has never ridden before and has never had
>> lessons decides that she is going to go horseback riding.
>>
>> She mounts the horse unassisted and immediately the horse
>> starts to gallop at a nice steady pace. The blonde, however,
>> is bouncing from side-to-side. She tries to grab the horses
>> mane, but she can't get a secure hold. Then she leans forward
>> and throws her arms around the horses neck. All to no avail.
>>
>> The horse gallops on oblivious to its riders plight. The blonde
>> starts to slip from the saddle and his holding on to the side
>> of the horse. Finally, she decides to throw herself free.
>>
>> Unfortunately, her foot gets caught in the stirrup and as the
>> horse gallops on, her head is banging up and down on the ground.
>>
>> Just as she's about to lose consciousness, her quarter ran out.
>>
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