[2859] in Humor
The Catholic Chauffeur
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Brian T Sniffen)
Sat Jun 26 21:31:18 1999
To: humor@MIT.EDU
From: Brian T Sniffen <brians@MIT.EDU>
Date: 26 Jun 1999 21:27:48 -0400
The Catholic chauffeur was bragging to his friend how
well the Jewish family who employed him treated him.
"You wouldn't believe it," he said. "I get tips galore, and
they always buy me lunch or dinner when I drive. My
salary is great, with benefits! I get off all holidays,
including the Jewish ones, like Rosh Hashanah."
"That sounds pretty good," said the friend. "But what's
Rosh Hashanah?"
"Oh, that's when they blow the shofar."
"Wow!" said the amazed friend. "Those are SOME benefits!"
