[2842] in Humor
Haloween
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Brian T Sniffen)
Thu Jun 3 12:20:43 1999
To: humor@MIT.EDU
From: Brian T Sniffen <brians@MIT.EDU>
Date: 03 Jun 1999 12:17:48 -0400
A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a
terrible headache and told her
husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband,
protested, but she argued and said
she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no
need of his good time being
spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without
pain, and as it was still early, she
decided to go to the party. In as much as her husband did not know
what her costume was, she
thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how
he acted when she was not
with him.
She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around
on the dance floor, dancing
with every nice chick he could, and copping a little feel here and a
little kiss there. His wife sidled up
to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his
partner high and dry and devoted his
time to the new stuff that had just arrived.
She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her
husband. Finally he whispered a little
proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of
the cars and had a little bang. Just
before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put
the costume away and got
into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his
behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind of a
time he had. He said, "Oh, the
same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not
there." Then she asked, "Did you
dance much?"
He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I
got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and
some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all
evening. But I'll tell you... the guy I
loaned my costume to sure had a real good time!"
