[2835] in Humor
My Dad
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Brian T Sniffen)
Fri May 28 09:19:04 1999
To: humor@MIT.EDU
From: Brian T Sniffen <brians@MIT.EDU>
Date: 28 May 1999 09:11:46 -0400
My Dad
Three boys are in the school yard bragging about their fathers. The
first boy says, "My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he
calls it a poem, they give him $50."
The second boy says, "That's nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on
a piece of paper, he calls it a song, they give him $100."
The third boy says, "I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few
words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon... and it takes
eight people to collect all the money!"
