[2834] in Humor
HUMOR: music joke
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
Fri May 28 09:14:44 1999
Date: Fri, 28 May 1999 09:09:27 -0400
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From: "Sharalee M. Field" <sharalee_field@harvard.edu>
>From: Wendy Heger <wheger@wbc-architects.com>
>Subject: music joke
>Date: Fri, 7 May 1999 07:55:40 -0500
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>Seven Spielberg was discussing his new project - an
> action docudrama about famous composers starring top
> movie stars. Sylvester Stallone, Steven Segal,
> Bruce Willis, and Arnold Schwarzenegger were all present.
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> Spielberg strongly desired the box office 'oomph' of
> these Superstars, so he was prepared to allow them to
> select whatever composers they wanted to portray, as long
> as the composers were very famous.
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> "Well," started Stallone, "I've always admired
> Mozart and would love to play him."
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> "Chopin has always been my favorite, and my image
> would improve if people saw me playing the piano" said
> Willis. "I'll play him."
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> "I've always been partial to Strauss and his
> waltzes," said Segal. "I'd like to play him."
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> Spielberg was very pleased with these choices.
> "Sounds splendid." Then, looking at Schwarzenegger, he
> asked, "Who do you want to be, Arnold?"
>
> So Arnold says,
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> "I'll be Bach."
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