[2827] in Humor
HUMOR: Alligator Shoes (blonde joke)
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
Mon May 24 15:40:02 1999
Date: Mon, 24 May 1999 15:38:01 -0400
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From: "Sharalee M. Field" <sharalee_field@harvard.edu>
>From: "Joke of the Day" <Joker@joker.org>
>Subject: Alligator Shoes
>Date: Mon, 24 May 1999 07:10:48 -0500
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> Alligator Shoes
>
> A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Florida. She
> wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way,
> but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local
> vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the
> "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde
> shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator
> so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!" The
> shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll
> luck out and catch yourself a big one. Determined, the
> blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching
> herself an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper is
> driving home when he spots the young woman standing waist
> deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he sees a
> huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She takes
> aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls
> it on to the swamp bank. Laying nearby were several more
> of the dead creatures.
>
> The shopkeeper watches in amazement. Just
> then the blonde flips the alligator on it's back, and
> frustrated, shouts out, "Darn it, this one isn't wearing any
> shoes either!
>
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