[2826] in Humor
Star Wars
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Nick Bozard)
Sat May 22 19:10:03 1999
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Sat, 22 May 1999 19:09:22 EDT
From: Nick Bozard <nbozard@MIT.EDU>
25 Lines From Star Wars That Can Be Improved If You Substitute The Word
"Pants"
1) A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence
of my old master.
2) You are unwise to lower your pants.
3) We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down.
4) She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down
to retrieve them. See to it personally, Commander.
5) These pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it
counts.
6) I find your lack of pants disturbing.
7) These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we
use it.
8) Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time!
9) General Veers, prepare your pants for a surface attack.
10) I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.
11) TK-421. . . Why aren't you in your pants?
12) Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.
13) Governor Tarkin. I recognised your foul pants when I was brought on
board.
14) You look strong enough to pull the pants off of a Gundark.
15) Luke. . . Help me take...these pants off.
16) Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.
17) That blast came from those pants. That thing's operational!
18) Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into pants more heavily
guarded than this.
19) Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness.
20) Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong.
Especially for your sister.
21) Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the
first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.
22) Yeah, well short pants is better than no pants at all, Chewie.
23) Attention. This is Lando Calrissian. The Empire has taken control of
my pants, I advise everyone to leave before more troops arrive.
24) I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
25) You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought.
