[2822] in Humor
HUMOR: Star Wars Redneck
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
Thu May 20 11:44:30 1999
Date: Thu, 20 May 1999 11:42:55 -0400
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From: "Sharalee M. Field" <sharalee_field@harvard.edu>
>From: MoDyke@aol.com
>Date: Thu, 20 May 1999 09:00:17 EDT
>Subject: Star Wars Redneck
>
>
>You know you're a redneck Jedi if...
>1. You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
>2. Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
>3. You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.
>4. At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored.
>5. You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
>6. You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.
>7. The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
>8. Wookies are offended by your B.O.
>9. You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you
> didn't have to wait for a commercial.
>10. You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing or bowling.
>11. Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the
> dark side...it'll be a hoot."
>12. You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock
> thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.
>13. You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.
>14. You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts.
>15. You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get
> in through the window.
>16. Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt
> had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
>17. You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
>18. You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with a redwood
> deck.
>19. If you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father...and your uncle."
>20. You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina
> scene
>
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