[2821] in Humor
HUMOR: Great Comeback
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Drew Bennett)
Wed May 19 10:39:45 1999
Date: Wed, 19 May 1999 10:37:34 -0400
To: humor@MIT.EDU
From: Drew Bennett <dbennett@isr.com>
This is an extract of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between
a female broadcaster and US Army Lieutenant General Reinwald about
sponsoring a Boy Scout Troop on his military installation.
Interviewer: "So, LTG Reinwald, what are you going to do with these
young boys on their adventure holiday?"
LTG Reinwald: "We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery,
and shooting."
Interviewer: "Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?"
LTG Reinwald: "I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the
range."
Interviewer: "Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous
activity to be teaching children?"
LTG Reinwald: "I don't see how, we will be teaching them proper range
discipline before they even touch a firearm."
Interviewer: "But you're equipping them to become violent killers."
LTG Reinwald: "Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're
not one, are you?"
End of interview
