[2788] in Humor
White House Intern
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Monica L Taylor)
Sun Apr 25 22:22:46 1999
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Sun, 25 Apr 1999 22:20:06 EDT
From: Monica L Taylor <monicat@MIT.EDU>
Sing along to "Summer Lovin" from Grease
Bill Clinton: "Summer intern. had me a blast"
Monica Lewinski: White house intern, happened so fast"
Bill Clinton: Met a girl crazy for me"
Monica Lewinski: "Met the prez, Down on my knees."
Bill Clinton: Summer days just a suckin away, ohho , but those summer
nights."
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Investigative commitee: "Well ah,,, Well ah,,well ah, auh
All: "Tell us more, tell us more"
Linda Trip: try to remember your best"
Investigative commitee:"Tell us more, tell us more"
Kenneth Star: "Did he cum on your dress?"
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Bill Clinton: "Wanted to screw her, but she got a cramp."
Monica Lewinski: "The prez was sexy, he got me so damp"
Bill Clinton: She gave me head, rigth in the White House."
Monica Lewinski: "Said OK, Just don't cum in my mouth"
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Investigative commitee: "Well ah,,, Well ah,,well ah, auh
All: "Tell us more, tell us more"
Linda trip: "He sounds like a swell guy"
All: "Tell us more, tell us more"
Kenneth Star: "Did he tell you a lie?"
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Bill Clinton: "Press found out. It was a big mess"
Monica Lewinski: "He gave me some bucks to buy a new dress"
Bill Clinton: "She promised to lie, She made a vow."
Monica Lewinski: "Wonder who's doin him now?"
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Bill and Monica: "Sex filled dreams, ripped at the seams.
..............But...ooohhohoh.....those White House nights.............."
