[2771] in Humor
HUMOR: Pirate Story
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
Wed Apr 14 08:45:31 1999
Date: Wed, 14 Apr 1999 08:49:45 -0400
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From: "Sharalee M. Field" <sharalee_field@harvard.edu>
>From: "Joke of the Day" <Joker@joker.org>
>Subject: Pirate Story
>Date: Wed, 14 Apr 1999 00:21:11 -0500
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> A pirate was talking to a "land-lubber" in a bar. The
> land-lubber noticed that, like any self-respecting pirate,
> this guy had a peg leg, a hook in place of one of his hands
> and a patch over one eye. The land-lubber just had to find
> out how the pirate got in such bad shape. He asked the
> pirate, "How did you loose your leg?" The pirate responded,
> "I lost me leg in a battle off the coast of Jamaica!"
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> His new acquaintance was still curious so he asked, "What
> about your hand. Did you loose it at the same time?" "No,"
> answered the pirate. "I lost it to the sharks off the
> Florida Keys."
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> Finally, the land-lubber asked, "I notice you also have an
> eye patch. How did you loose your eye?" The pirate
> answered, "I was sleeping on a beach when a seagull flew
> over and crapped right in me eye." The land-lubber asked,
> "How could a little seagull crap make you loose your eye?"
> The pirate snapped, "It was the day after I got me hook!"
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