[2766] in Humor
ugly
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Slim Shady)
Mon Apr 12 04:47:09 1999
From: "Slim Shady" <descentr3@hotmail.com>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Mon, 12 Apr 1999 04:45:06 EDT
Hercules, Snow White and Quasimodo (The Hunchback) were having a
picnic one day when Hercules said, "I've been told I'm the
strongest person alive, but how do I really know?
Snow White said, "You're right. I've always been told I'm the
fairest of them all, but how do I really know?" Quasimodo then
said, "Yeah, I've been told I'm the ugliest one alive, but how do
I really know?" So Hercules suggested, "Why don't we pray tonight
and let God answer us." That night they all prayed and all three
had dreams where God answered them. The next day, they met again
for another picnic and Hercules said, "God spoke to me in a dream
last night and told me I am truly the strongest man in the world.
Then, Snow White said, "God spoke to me too, and told me I am the
fairest of them all." Quasimodo, looking a little confused, said
"Who is Linda Tripp?"
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