[2765] in Humor
Where's the rake?
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Slim Shady)
Mon Apr 12 04:43:39 1999
From: "Slim Shady" <descentr3@hotmail.com>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Mon, 12 Apr 1999 04:43:01 EDT
There's this couple doing yard work and the wife stops to go up and
take a shower.... so the guy is looking for the rake and yells to his
wife, who looks out to the upstairs bathroom window.
"Where's the rake?"
She can't hear him, so he points to his eye [I], points to his knee
[need] and then makes raking motions.
"What?" she yells.
So he goes through the whole routine again.
She nods like she gets it and then points to her eye, squeezes her
left breast, slaps her ass and then rubs her crotch. Her husband is
somewhat confused, but totally aroused, so he quickly goes in the
house, up the stairs, and into the bathroom.
"What did you say?"
She says, "I said: eye, left tit, behind, the bush."
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