[2758] in Humor
Little Mary
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Slim Shady)
Wed Apr 7 16:08:02 1999
From: "Slim Shady" <descentr3@hotmail.com>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Wed, 07 Apr 1999 16:02:30 EDT
Little Mary
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Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she
slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she
was napping, "Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?"
When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the
chair behind here, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
"God Almighty!" shouted Mary, and the teacher said,"Very good," and
Mary fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, "Who is our Lord and Savior,"
but Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to
the rescue, and stuck her again. "Jesus Christ!" shouted Mary, and the
teacher said, "Very good," and Mary fell back asleep.
Then the teacher asked Mary a third question. "What did Eve say to
Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed
her with the pin.
This time Mary jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in
me one more time, I'll break it in half!"
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