[2757] in Humor
my name is
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Slim Shady)
Wed Apr 7 15:48:48 1999
From: "Slim Shady" <descentr3@hotmail.com>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Wed, 07 Apr 1999 15:46:11 EDT
This Indian boy goes to his mother one day
with a puzzled look on his face.
"Say, mom, why is my bigger brother
named Mighty Storm?"
She told him,
"Because he was conceived during a
mighty storm."
Then he asked,
"Why is my sister named Cornflower?"
She replied,
"Well, your father and I were in a cornfield
when we made her."
"And why is my other sister called Moonchild?"
The mother said, "We were watching the moon landing while she was
conceived."
Mother Indian paused and asked her son,
"Tell me, Torn Rubber, why are you so curious?"
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