[2749] in Humor
Lipstick
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Slim Shady)
Mon Apr 5 15:42:49 1999
From: "Slim Shady" <descentr3@hotmail.com>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Mon, 05 Apr 1999 15:40:03 EDT
TRUE STORY: Where Has All The Lipstick Gone?
According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a
unique problem. A number of girls were beginning to use lipstick and
would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on
their lipstick, they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens
of little lip prints.
Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called
all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the custodian.
She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for
the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every day.
To demonstrate how difficult it was to clean the mirrors, she asked the
custodian to clean one of the mirrors. He took out a long-handled
squeegee, dipped it into the toilet and then cleaned the mirror. Since
then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.
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