[2734] in Humor
Polish?
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Slim Shady)
Thu Apr 1 05:02:59 1999
From: "Slim Shady" <descentr3@hotmail.com>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Thu, 01 Apr 1999 05:02:11 EST
A guy goes into the store and asks the clerk, "I'd like some Polish
Sausage."
The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"
The guy says, "Well yes I am. If I had asked for Italian sausage would
you ask me if I were Italian??? Or, if I had asked for German sausage
would you ask me if I were German??? Or, if I had asked for a taco would
you ask if I were Mexican?"
The clerk says, "Well, No."
The guy says, "Well, why do you ask me if I'm Polish just because I ask
for Polish sausage????"
The clerk says, "Because this is a hardware store."
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